Pastry takes the Cake

Humans don’t need a reason to boink. And they don’t really need a reason to fight. But sometimes excuses give a veneer of validity. Like the time France invaded Mexico. During the early years of the new Mexican republic there was widespread civil disorder as factions competed for control of the country. The fighting often resulted in […]

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Champions of England

Well, here  we go again. After last season’s epic clusterfuck, we are champions again. Que Queen’s song. And once again we need to thank Arsene Wenger for our victories. After all, some things in life are just not tolerable, just too reprehensible, things that make you question the very essence of human existence – the Mongol […]

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Sounds of Music

What is the world’s most used language? Some will say English, some will say Spanish, some will say Mandarin, some will say Arab. Anyone claiming Hindi can fuck right off. What is the oldest surviving language? You will say that its possibly Tamil, or maybe Hebrew or Greek. Well Cheapo says you are all wrong. […]

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Vive le Weird

The world is weird. Humans are weirder. The French are weirdest. Don’t believe Cheapo? Ok, let’s see, some of you are fathers, some mothers; some have sons, some have daughters. So, imagine if you will your 15 year old daughter happily in school, slowly getting under the sexual influence of a male teacher in their […]

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Jesus can Jonathan can’t

The Bible tells us that Jesus could walk on water. Well, so can Fluffy McDildoface aka Gudduda the Monotesticular Pantpissing Imbecile if the walking is being done on the Dead Sea. Probably. You are welcome to try it. Just don’t do what Jonathan did. Jonathan Mthethwa was a pastor of the Saint of the Last […]

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Exercising Naked

Exercising is good for everybody. Your body becomes fitter, your mind becomes fresher and you can buy new clothes and feel better. Of course  none of that applies to Cheapo since he has given up, but for people who still have hopes, dreams and want to live a full life, exercises are a must. And […]

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Poopootov

Oh Venezuela! How the mighty have fallen. Now, only the glorious Commie democracy of North Korea remains as an utopia for the Commies. Unless you are an imbecile like my bro Fluffy McDildoface aka Gudduda the monotesticular pant pisser, you follow world news. And if you follow world news, you know that the Commie government of […]

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