Pardon My Klatchian, good people, but there are just some times in life when the only thing you can say is O Bhenchod.
Lately, everybody has been immensely busy celebrating the redemptive release of the modern day manifestation of Jesus, Buddha, Florence Nightingale, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King and Gandhiji combined – the greatest Indian superhero Sal-Man.
Being that busy, the people have obviously forgotten all about the birthday of Gopal Krishna Gokhale.
Of course, Sal-Man fans have not heard of him, he is not as important as a film star after all.
He was just the mentor to a certain Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.
And who is that? What is his claim to fame?
Well Gandhiji is apparently the great grandfather of our very own Pappuji (as per Sal-Man fans).
Once Mr. Pappu’s NSUI realised that, they scrambled to come up with a message – this one.
Well, for the benefit of Sal-Man fans who see nothing wrong in the message.
1. 9 May 1866 – 19 February 1995
2. Look at the image closely again
This is Gopal Krishna Gokhale
and as far as the man in the picture
I know that unless your surname is Gandhi or if you are the great Indian superhero Sal-Man, you pretty much all look the same – but basic Google people basic Google.
I know I should not be surprised at anything anymore. After all, just the events of this week has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are – despite all pretenses – worse than vermin.
We call ourselves intelligent and civilized.
We don’t deserve to use either of those two terms. We deserve Sal-Man.
And if you feel agitated about any of this, all I can advise is