Help for an Imbecile

Good people, I usually don’t ask for help, mainly because when I do ask for something some either run away and stop talking to me or some just start ignoring me and stop talking to me.

So, this call for help is for the mono-testicular homosexual imbecile.


Nono, its not what you think.

He is not an imbecile because of his single testicle (a freak occurrence of birth) or his homosexuality (hey the heart wants what the heart wants).

Rather, he is an imbecile because of his choices.

You see there comes a time in every man’s life where he has to choose whether to be a man or to be a Gudduda.

The Gudduda chose not to be a man but to be a Gudduda.

His other choices?

  • Favorite Singer – Justin Bieber
  • Favorite Indian Singer – Himesh
  • Favorite Indian Actor – Salman Khan
  • Favorite Indian Actress – Alia Bhatt
  • Favorite Hollywood Actress – Kristen Stewart
  • Favorite Hollywood Actor – Robert Pattinson
  • Favorite Movie – Twilight Series a9dx0Dj_460s
  • Favorite Book Series – Twilight
  • Favorite TV Series – Jersey Shore
  • Favorite Club – Manchester United
  • Favorite Author – Stephenie Meyer
  • Favorite Start Wars – Episode 1 with Jar Jar Binks
  • Favorite Indiana Jones – Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
  • Favorite Batman – Ben Affleck
  • Favorite Color – Purple
  • Favorite Wrestler – John Cena
  • Favorite Politician – Rahul Gandhi

So, you see good people, its a whose who of imbecility.

And now Mr. Gudduda has decided that he will do an MBA.

He forced his parents to shell out the millions of rupees to get admission in some MBA college and he has started doing “projects” or at least that’s what he claims.

As part of said project, he needs to do a survey about smartphones.

But ,the problem is that because of his homosexuality and our closed minded society, the Gudduda has very few friends.

And so got only a handful of responses to his survey.

As a result, he has been crying non-stop for the last 3 days.



Now despite all his imbecilic choices, he is still my bro.

And when he came to me for help, I told him that


But still, when he kept on crying and crying



And thus this post. Please help the imbecile out and take this survey.


It will take at the most 60 seconds of your time.

And the help will give you a glow of satisfaction and charity.

After all you are playing a part in someone’s wish fulfillment.


Even though he is an imbecile.


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