Kazakhstan

What comes to mind when you hear the word Kazakhstan?

Yep, he does

 

BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN, Sacha Baron Cohen, 2006. TM & ©20th Century Fox. All rights reserved.
BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN, Sacha Baron Cohen, 2006. TM & ©20th Century Fox. All rights reserved.

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Unfortunately for the Kazakh people, their name is now forever associated with a certain Mr. Borat.

On the one hand it has brought the country to the attention of the outside world; on the other hand there are millions of imbeciles who actually think that Kazakhs are like Borat.

They most definitely are not.

Kazakhstan is populated by 131 ethnicities, like Kazakhs, Russians, Uzbeks, Ukrainians, Germans, Tatars, and Uyghurs.

Kazakhstan had been inhabited by nomadic tribes for thousands of years. This changed in the 13th century, when Genghis Khan occupied the country. By the 16th century, the Kazakhs emerged as a distinct group, divided into three jüz (ancestor branches occupying specific territories). The Russians began advancing into the Kazakh steppe in the 18th century, and by the mid-19th century all of Kazakhstan was part of the Russian Empire.

Today The Republic of Kazakhstan is the world’s largest landlocked country by land area and the ninth largest country in the world. The terrain of Kazakhstan includes flatlands, steppe, taiga, rock canyons, hills, deltas, snow-capped mountains, and deserts.

The legacy of Genghis Khan, the Golden Horde, the nomadic nature and the sandwich between Russia and China have all contributed to a rich culture and society. Kazakhstan is the stablest country of the region. Its also the most advanced and the richest.

So, in summary, nothing at all like Borat.

 

But after painstaking years of international ridicule, the Kazakh people finally managed to claw their reputation and dignity back.

And then they promptly fell asleep.

That’s tight people, villages of North Kazakhstan went under a cloud of sleeping sickness. People and animals both kept on falling asleep during the day, even while walking; they would wake up later with no memories of what happened. They would be weak and disoriented.

Around 150 people got affected, both old and young.

Some children – like Rudolf Boyarinos and Misha Plyukhin – reported nightmarish hallucinations: they had seen winged horses, snakes in their beds and worms eating their hands.

Yelena Zhavoronkova told the newspaper Vremya that her cat Marquis suddenly “went stupid” on a Friday night and began meowing and attacking walls, furniture and the family dog. “He fell asleep toward morning and snored like a human until lunchtime on Saturday. He didn’t react to anything, not even cat food,” Zhavoronkova said.

The grand poobahs in the capital ordered an investigation.

“The sick person appears to be conscious and can even walk. But all the same he then falls into a deep sleep and snores, and when they wake him up … the person remembers absolutely nothing,” the newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda reported.

Teams of scientists and doctors went sent to the region.

They used science and the latest scientific tools.

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But found diddly squat.

 

So they did what all scientists do.

They started making guesses. And here are what they hypothesized

1. After-effects of counterfeit vodka

2. Encephalopathy of an unknown origin

3. Mass psychosis similar to the “Bin Laden itch” – a psychosomatic rash that afflicted children in the US

 

Naturally, the grand poobahs were not amused.

They ordered the scientist to get off their arses and do some proper work – else gulag.

So the scientists did some actual work and came up with this lame ass theory

 

They said that the source of the mystery would probably be found in the nearby uranium mines that were closed after the fall of the Soviet Union.

After scientific analysis using the latest scientific instruments, researchers concluded that it was caused by heightened levels of carbon monoxide and hydrocarbons in the air. They claimed that after the mines were shut, sometimes a concentration of carbon monoxide occurs there. When that happens, the oxygen in the air is reduced accordingly, which is the real reason for the sleeping sickness in these villages.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/18/kazakhstan-sleeping-village-mystery

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/17/mystery-kazakhstan-sleeping-sickness-solved
Bullshit people, bullshit.

 

Everyone knows that the real reason for this mystery is

 

1. Aliens abducting villagers and conducting experiments   download (13)

 

2. Experiments by the Illuminati 1358812308_LogoIlluBIG download

 

3. Experiments by the Freemasons

4. Experiments by the Opus Dei

5. And of course, the most plausible theory of them all…….

Who recently visited Kazakhstan?

And after whose visit did this mystery surface?

 

Its all Modi’s fault

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Coincidence? Of course not.

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