“Whatcha goona do, whatcha gonna do when the Hulkamania is running wild on you, brother?”
Well, fire him of course.
That’s right people, WWE has just fired Hulk Hogan..
Reason – the N word
To be more specific, Hulkamania ran wild on a sex tape made with a friend’s wife, and in said tape Hulkamina ran wild on the N word.
And I don’t mean Nicaragua or nincompoop or nature or noodles or neanderthal, I mean that dreaded N word so beloved of the hip hop artists and the 18th and 19th century slaveowners
Its really not that difficult people – if you are white, you cannot say the word “nigger”, you just can’t; if you are black, you can say whatever you want to refer to yourselves, its your right.
If you are Asian, then why are you even bothered about these words in the first place? Go study and make money.
So when exactly did he say all those N words?
While fucking Heather – the wife of his friend Bubba ‘The Love Sponge’ Clem.
Hogan-Heather- The Love Sponge
And why is there a sextape of it? Because Heather wanted to gift said tape to her husband.
And why is all this knowledge public. Because The Love Sponge is trying to sell that tape in the market.
You really can’t make up this sort of shit.
What exactly did he say?
Well in a post coital glow, Hulk became emotional about his daughter (yep, the first thought that comes to a person’s mind after sex is about his daughter’s sex life) badoinkodoinking black people.
“I don’t know if Brooke was f*cking the black guy’s son,” Hulk raved, the sources add.
“I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am a racist, to a point, f*cking n*ggers. But then when it comes to nice people and sh*t, and whatever.” …
According to sources, he said: “I mean, I’d rather if she was going to f*ck some n*gger, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n*gger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player!
“I guess we’re all a little racist. Fucking n*gger.”
Aye, surreal is one word to describe this whole sorry episode.
Hulk’s uttering the N word is not so surprising. He is a man in his 60s who grew up in Georgia – one of the proud Confederate states.
I am not condoning his use of the word, all I am saying that old people – people who belong to a different world- often end up committing such stupid acts. Hulk isn’t the first, he won’t be the last.
What is confusing here is
1. Why is Bubba Clem called The Love Sponge?
2. Why did Heather Clem think that a tape of her fucking Hogan would be a perfect gift for her husband? (Ok I understand the there are cuckold fetishes and celebrity fetishes and all that – The Love Sponge probably gets his jollies off seeing his wife fuck other men – but of all the celebrities in the world, a 61 year old Hogan??)
3. Why in the name of all that is holy would someone pay to watch a 61 year old Hulk Hogan forking?
4. What did Brooke Hogan do anyway? Or is “Who did Brooke Hogan do” more pertinent?
5. What kind of a man thinks of his daughter’s sex life immediately after ‘doing it’?
and for us wrestling fans, most pertinently
6. Who is now going to a judge on Tough Enough?
Come on WWE, the world wants to know.
However, and I feel compelled to say this –
All this weirdness is still a better love story than Twilight