Hitler was a Woman

There is a saying – Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Now, look at the last couple of centuries.

What monumental earth shattering event had been put into action as a result of a scorn?

The godddamn second world war and holocaust, that’s what.

All that came from the decision of a bunch of hippies and silly asses.

You see, both in 1907 and 1908, the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts – by definition a bunch of wastrels and never do wells – rejected a certain person, citing “unfitness for painting”.

Said person, feeling scorned, vowed vengeance.

And what a vengeance!!!

Said scorned person was Adolf Hitler.

 

Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-1989-0322-506,_Adolf_Hitler,_Kinderbild_retouched

And it is m,y hypothesis that Adolf Hitler was a woman.

Let’s look at the evidence, shall we?

 

What were Hitler’s most famous qualities

 

1.Ability to bully/control millions

Who usually have such qualities?

Women

See Helen, Cleopatra, Boadicea, Margaret Thatcher, Mamata Banerjee

 

2. Fashion sense

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2483439/How-Hitler-spent-thousands-fine-clothes-champagne-suites-pretending-man-people.html

 

3. Love for children

Hitler loved children

Women love children

 

4. That moustache

No self respecting man wears that moustache

 

5. That salute

Its a classic “Ain’t nobody got time for that” and “talk to the hand”

talk-to-the-hand

 

 

6. And here’s the clincher

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment

Hitler’s skull belongs to a woman.

It is simple physiology people.

 

If you want further proof, consider this –

In a report prepared for the Office of Strategic Services in 1943, Walter C. Langer of Harvard University described Hitler as a “neurotic psychopath”.

In his 1977 book The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler, historian Robert G. L. Waite proposes that Hitler suffered from borderline personality disorder.

 

In other words – a woman going through menopause.

 

As Douglas Adams said, “If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands.”

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

 

QED – Adolf Hitler was a woman.

Case closed

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