Hitler was a Woman

There is a saying – Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Now, look at the last couple of centuries.

What monumental earth shattering event had been put into action as a result of a scorn?

The godddamn second world war and holocaust, that’s what.

All that came from the decision of a bunch of hippies and silly asses.

You see, both in 1907 and 1908, the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts – by definition a bunch of wastrels and never do wells – rejected a certain person, citing “unfitness for painting”.

Said person, feeling scorned, vowed vengeance.

And what a vengeance!!!

Said scorned person was Adolf Hitler.



And it is m,y hypothesis that Adolf Hitler was a woman.

Let’s look at the evidence, shall we?


What were Hitler’s most famous qualities


1.Ability to bully/control millions

Who usually have such qualities?


See Helen, Cleopatra, Boadicea, Margaret Thatcher, Mamata Banerjee


2. Fashion sense



3. Love for children

Hitler loved children

Women love children


4. That moustache

No self respecting man wears that moustache


5. That salute

Its a classic “Ain’t nobody got time for that” and “talk to the hand”




6. And here’s the clincher


Hitler’s skull belongs to a woman.

It is simple physiology people.


If you want further proof, consider this –

In a report prepared for the Office of Strategic Services in 1943, Walter C. Langer of Harvard University described Hitler as a “neurotic psychopath”.

In his 1977 book The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler, historian Robert G. L. Waite proposes that Hitler suffered from borderline personality disorder.


In other words – a woman going through menopause.


As Douglas Adams said, “If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands.”

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'


QED – Adolf Hitler was a woman.

Case closed


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