What is common between Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks, President Emperor Caesar, Limberbutt McCubbins, Buddy The Cat, Crawfish Crawfish, Bailey D Dog, Buddy The Elf, Donald the Trump and Deez Nuts?
Well, they are all USAUSAUSA Presidential candidates.
And barring Donald the Trump and Mrs. Clinton, none of them is as popular as Deez Nuts.
Deez Nuts won 9% of the vote as an independent in a Public Policy Polling poll of voters in North Carolina and following recent results of 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa from previous polls, that makes him the most successful independent candidate for president in two decades.
And his manifesto, on first glance, appears to be the best of them all
Look at what Deez Nuts says on the following topics
Federal Budget & Government Spending
I believe that the US Government should not be allowed to spend more than it makes from tax revenue. The reason we are in a budget crisis is because the two main parties refuse to compromise on this issue. Every federal official in either Congress, President, or the Cabinet, should immediately have their salary cut in half. Once the budget is balanced, those salaries may slowly rise. If the budget returns negative, salaries go back to where they started.
Abortion & Same-Sex Marriage
I feel that as equal human beings that we should be allowed to choose how to live our lives without being discriminated by one another. At the same time however, I also understand that people believe that Christian religion outweighs government policy. But America is no longer mainly Christian. It is Christian, Jewish, Islam, Hebrew, and many others.
I support the work that John Kerry and the State Department did with the Iran nuclear deal, considering it took nearly two years to reach this point. Everyone wants a better deal, but that’s the whole point of negotiating. Look at your wants, then their wants, and meet in the middle. Now is the time being respected instead of feared by other nations. I also feel that we need to stop being a world watchdog and limit our positions in international conflicts.
I support cutting subsidies to oil companies and giving tax incentives to individuals and corporations that implement green technology and renewable energy sources into their communities. I also support giving grants to communities for the purpose of installing municipal wind turbines, hydroelectric dams, and rooftop solar panels.
I believe that anyone who is found as an illegal immigrant in this country must be deported back to their country of origin and be ineligible for US citizenship in the future.
He supports renewable energy, he wants to cut payments to politicians and he believes in equal rights for all irrespective of sexual orientation.
What’s not to like?
Vote for Deez Nuts
As some sage said, a hand on the Nuts is worth two on the Bush
If not, please vote for the Trump
With Putin on one hand and The Trump on the other, humanity will be doomed…….but since we are doomed anyway….
At least we will go down in a blaze of glory.