This is truly a season of wapsis (returns)
First we had VHP’s ghar wapsi
According to the presstitutes and our Communist friends, it was the greatest crime since Holocaust. Missionaries can convert you to Christianity, mullahs can convert you to Islam, lamas can convert you to Buddhism, rabbis can convert you to Judaism, Sikh priests can convert you to Sikhism
And all that is fine as long as long as you are choosing to convert and not being forced to convert.
Our legal system guarantees freedom of religion.
Well, as long as you don’t want to convert to Hinduism of course.
For some reason, that is a criminal offense of the most heinous manner – as per the presstitutes and our Commie friends of course.
Then we had the “neutral” professional liberals and their award wapsi.
According to them, genocide of Sikhs (Congress govt), genocide of Kashmiri pandits (Congress govt), genocide of Muslims in Bihar (Congress govt), fatwa against Salman Rushide (Congress govt), violence against Taslima Nasreen (Congress govt), fatwa against AR Rahman (Congress govt), the hand chopping of that Mallu professor (CPIM govt) were all signs of progresside liberal tolerance.
Oh so much tolerance,
Then there was the return of the magic
His Highness, the Lord Sir SriSri Ravindra Jadeja the Almighty Great weaved his brand of magic to leave the South African batsmen flabbergasted and gasping for breath.
8 wickers plus 30 odd extremely valuable runs means he deserved that Man of the Match award.
Now that’s how a return to the team is supposed to be like.
[I want the 11 for the next match to be Rahul, Vijay, Pujara, Kohli, Rahane, Rohit, Wriddhi, His Highness, Ashwin, Mishra (if he manages to stay out of jail, else Bhajji) any one of the pacers (they are all of fuck all use in our Indian spinning tracks, so pick whoever is the best fielder of the lot)….Dhawan should not be anywhere near the squad, he has to go back and play Ranjis for the next 6 months….and we need the extra batsman coz lets face it, despite the result, our batting flopped…and if Steyn, Morkel, Duminy comes back in the next match, going with only 5 batsmen and 1 Wriddhi would be insanely risky]
And that brings us to the THE RETURN
There used to be a saying
Jab Tak Khet Mein Rahega Alu (as long as fields have potatoes)
Tab Tak Bihar Mein Rahega Laloo (there will be Laloo in Bihar)
Laloo is back
Today he got the reigns of the state back in his hands – it does not matter who sits on the CM’s chair – the power is with Laloo.
There used to be a saying – you reap what you sow.
Biharis, you have chosen
You have chosen to be raped
You have chosen to be killed
You have chosen to live in extreme poverty
You have chosen to remain as servants to the rest of India
You have chosen to remain as the most despised people in India.
You had a choice.
You could have chosen for Modi and his brand of development or you could have chosen for Nitish and his brand of development.
No matter what their policies or ideals, both stand for development and improvement.
Modi is dragging India to hitherto unknown heights of development, prosperity and honour
Nitish Kumar has been the best ruler Bihar has had since Samudra Gupta around 2000 years ago.
Choosing either would have been fine, and a sign that yes you are tired of being the sick state of India, you are tired of being sneered at, you are tired of having no chance to survive at home, you are tired of leaving your state just to have food.
Choosing either would have been a sign that you want to develop, you want to improve, you hope to improve, you dream to improve.
Choosing either would have been a positive.
But, you chose Laloo.
The whole of India just lost respect for you.
You deserve who you choose.
So enjoy the filth, enjoy the rape, enjoy the dark.
Return of the Native is one of the top 10 most weirdly depressing/depressingly weird books of all time.
I get Shakespeare’s tragedies (quite like McBeth, Lear, Iago and the story of old Julius)
I get the Russian miserythons (its so cold, it freezes your balls off, you die)
I get Synge’s Riders to the Sea (you don’t know what you are doing, why you are doing)
I get Dickens and Dumas
Hell, I even get Ulysses by James Joyce (story of a man who knows his wife is fucking around)
I just don’t get Thomas Hardy in general and Return of the Native is particular. Fuck knows how I managed to graduate with Honors in English literature considering that I had to study the fuck out of this novel.
I still have no fucking clue what happens, how it happens and why it happens.
For fuck’s sake!!!!