Talking of things to cheer you up
In this world full of darkness, thank Ctulhu, that there is the US Presidential Elections. No matter how much darkness and misery there is in the world, the US Presidential Elections are pretty much guaranteed to become a farce.
And this year, they haven’t disappointed.
Keep in mind that on one side we have Vlad the Impaler
And who is going to act as his check and balance
Murica fuck yeah.
We have the Republicans.
There is Jindal the wannabe white
There is Donald the Trump
There is a Bush…nuff said isn’t it
There is Chris Cristie – Exxon Mobil’s lapdog who hates the concept of raising the minimum wage and vaccines
There is Ted Cruz – anti abortion, anti gay, anti immigration, anti healthcare, anti net neutrality
There is Mike Huckabee – same as above plus anti evolution
And then there is a neurosurgeon – Dr. Ben Carson
Surely, he would be the best choice right?
Unfortunately, Dr. Carson believes that the pyramids are giant granaries built by Joseph.
Then there are the Democrats
One is a Clinton – and since I firmly believe against making a country somebody’s personal kirana shop – India has suffered as a result of precisely that; the Gandhi family has looted and plundered India for generations – I cannot in good conscience endorse Mrs. Clinton.
And then there is Bernie Sanders.
I have a theory – you can’t be a bad guy if you have the name Bernie. for example -Bernie Rubble, Berny that purple dinosaur and of course Barney Stinson
And Mr. Sanders is no different.
Unfortunately, being a pessimist, I am 100% sure that he has no chance of becoming the President.
I firmly believe that the Americans have realized that they have made a dog’s bollocks out of everything, including the planet.
Its all gone hopeless. There is no redemption, no saving.
So instead of even trying for such a hopeless endeavor, the Americans have decided to troll the entire planet.
That’s the only logical explanation.
They are just doing it for the LOLZ