Fisting

Ah fisting.

Who doesn’t like a good fisting, right?

Scientific boffin types also love getting fisted. For example, my naxalite friend the bourgois biggyani Saikat.

So some scientific types did some scientific analysis about the different ways of fisting.

After extensive analysis and millions of dollars worth of research, they figured that there are 3 ways of fisting.

 

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And apparently, the way you like to fist shows your personality.

The As

You tend to help people even when it brings some inconvenience to you. You constantly strive for new knowledge and experiences. You’re extremely energetic and a little impatient. People like you are always called adventurers and daredevils, but at the same time, many won’t understand how often you feel nervous and how much you need help and protection sometimes. You desperately need recognition and acceptance because you often meet people who use your kindness. However, your strong inner core doesn’t let you become limp or even give up on people. You still continue to defend and protect those in need, except for the fact that you become a bit more cautious.

The Bs

You’re outgoing and attract a variety of people. Your friends love you for your sincerity and sharp mind. You’re self-confident; you have a strong sense of self-esteem. You’re diligent and prompt, and that makes you both a live wire among your friends and a good business leader. However, your fear of failure often stops you from taking bold decisions as it can greatly hurt your feelings. You often need approval and praise. Most importantly, never stop believing in yourself even when no one says how good you are. After all, it’s possible that you just happened to be surrounded by people who are jealous of your success.

The Cs

You’re witty and eloquent but somewhat shy, and that’s why these qualities can’t be fully manifested. Because of this, many people consider you taciturn and unwilling to communicate. You’re thoughtful and pedantic and sometimes demand too much from yourself, leading to excess anxiety. You’re a person with vision and strive for nothing to disturb your inner harmony. Your close people feel very comfortable with you. Sometimes you feel unbearably sad at the thought that you won’t be able to easily build your relationships, join a new team or become a people person. But don’t take it to heart, all you need is to become a bit more flexible and friendly, and people who previously were afraid to approach you will immediately try to associate with you.

 

I found the study interesting mainly because it kind of matched my nature.

Of course, its not infallible. And you are more than welcome to call it

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