The Golden Shower and Gudduda

Some time ago, a colleague went to oriental lands.

In said oriental lands, said colleague met Takiona Muteashi. They became friends.

And so, when it was time for the colleague to come back, Takiona gave a parting gift of sake alcohol made specially in some restaurant.

The name of restaurant – Susu

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Umm, Cheapo was worried.

He did research and found out that “susu” means different things in different languages.

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So far so good…right?

The problem starts now.

You know that I have a monotesticular bro called Fluffy McDildoface aka Gudduda the Imbecile.

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So last week, Fluffy called me up all excited claiming that someone has offered him a job for 7.5 lakhs.

Exciting news right?

Of course, happiness all around.

But later, when he came down home, I had to ask him, so how did you get that good a job? You are an imbecile after all.

His answer – Golden shower

To get a job, people do hanky or people do panky.

Gudduda took it to the extreme by doing golden shower with some TPO of the placement process.

Now, you all might be saying ewww etc etc.

But you see, the thing with Gudduda is that he has a long standing relationship with piss.

From the day of his birth, till today, he has been pissing in his pants. Its his fetish, its his addiction. We have taken him to many psychologists and counselors, but to no avail.

He keeps pissing in his pants.

So, you see, him indulging in golden shower with his TPO is not so strange after all.

However, once the employment offer came on paper, it showed salary as 1.2 lakhs, not 7.5 lakhs.

Oh the humanity!!

 

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