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Sometimes it feels like the whole world is against Cheapo, especially when the Cheapo is sleeping.

This has been going on for so long that it can’t be a coincidence.

First there are the damn birds. The stupid buggers always make it a point to come near the Cheapo’s window to sing their morning songs. Cheapo has nothing against birds singing and trying to attract female birds in order to get laid….but why in the name of all that is short, sweet and bald do they have to do it near his window?????

Then there are these damn birds who have built a nest under Cheapo’s air conditioner….that’s right, in an area full of tress, its my fucking AC that is prime real estate for them. Result – hordes of baby chicks squawking all the fucking time.

Then there are the stupid roosters or at least the specific rooster dude who used to hang around Cheapo’s previous apartment all day just waiting for an opportunity to start bellowing at the top of his tiny lungs…..and that always used to happen at 2 fucking thirty or 3 fucking o clock at night.

Cheapo knows that roosters are supposed to shout at sunrise…as a sort of ancient alarm clock for the village people……..but at 2.30 or 3 in the night…come on!!!!

Its official – birds hate me (including the human birds, if you know what I mean)

So, now you know why despite being an animal lover, I eat birds.

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