Deepest Pit of Hell

Ask the ancient Greeks and they will tell you that the deepest pit of hell is reserved for Kronos.

Ask the medieval Christians and they will tell you that the deepest pit of hell is reserved for Satan and Cassius, Brutus and Judas.

Ask anyone now and they will tell you that the deepest pit of hell is reserved for Cheapo.

Cheapo disagrees.

Make no mistake, Cheapo knows that he is a complete waste of oxygen, a total disgrace and a creature that should be disqualified from the human race for sucking. But the deepest pit of hell? Nah

 

As a lustful lying blaspheming sullen heretic who is going to commit suicide, Cheapo will be yo-yoing around different levels of hell for perpetuity. But never the deepest pit, no siree (well not unless falling in love is tantamount to treachery)

The deepest pit of hell is reserved for

  • People who jump into buses, trains, lifts without waiting for people to get off
  • People who break ques
  • People who walk on elevators
  • People who don’t dim their headlights
  • People who use apostrophe wrong
  • People who talk in theaters
  • People who take out cards in the cash only section
  • People who don’t use headphones/earphones and play music/movies
  • People who honk all the time
  • The bastard who invented unpopable bubble wrap

 

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