The EPL has ended. Chelsea are the Champions (again). NGolo Kante was voted as the player of the year (again).
So, its time to declare Cheapo’s squad of the season – basically the players who have impressed the most in their respective positions.
Dave (Champion), Luiz (Champion), Verthongen (Spurs)
Kante (Champion), Herrera (ManU)
Mane (Liverpool), Eriksen (Spurs), Siggurdson (Swansea), Hazard (Champion)
Subs: Courtois (Champion), McAuley (WBA), Bailley (ManU), Walker (Spurs), Marcus Alonso (Champion), Josh King (Bournemouth), Sane (Man City), Coutinho (Liverpool), Sanchez (comedy club), Kun (Man City) Zlatan (Zlatan)
Honorable Mentions: Cech, Valencia, Daniels, Alli, De Bruyne, Sane, Willian, Firmino, Defoe, Capoue, Diego Costa, Gabbiadini
Of course, Cheapo expects howls of protests from fans
De Gea, Silva, Ozil, Koscielny, Jagielka, Raheem, Baines, Pogba – nowhere near their best
Stones, Lukaku, Walcott, Bellerin, Coq – still not good enough
Pure Comedy – Sunderland, Bravo, Zaza, Fellaini, GOONERS