What a Boner

You know who doesnt have bones? Jellyfish But we are not jellyfish, so we have bones. Our bones make up just about every part of our body. But by the time we reach 30 years of age, our bones reach their peak and begin to decline. We end up losing more existing bone than rebuilding […]

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Chinese Water Torture

These days, most people are familiar with water boarding, courtesy the good people of CIA. Its the act of simulating drowning in a victim. But it’s far from an american invention, its ancestor is from China, Invented as a means of driving a victim insane, Chinese water torture focused on psychological torment, not physical. During […]

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LESBIANS

Cheapo knew it. Cheapo told people. But no one believed Cheapo. Cheapo has always maintained that if due to some cataclysm, he becomes the last man on earth, all the women will become lesbians. There’s something cosmic or elemental about Cheapo’s repulsiveness when it comes to females. Cheapo believed that its got to do with […]

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The Force is Haram

Saudi Arabia, the liberal democratic utopia where human rights are of paramount importance……well, at least that’s what our Commie friends would have you believe. In reality, its a place where almost everything is haram. For example: Whatsapp Pokemon Barcelona shirts Twitter Nutmeg Chess Teddy Bears Snapchat Selfies Valentines Day Jews Smartphones Buffets Iranians Cinema Harry […]

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Hic Hic Henchki

Everybody who has ever lived have hiccuped. They just don’t know that they have. That is because people speaking different languages hiccup in differently. In English, Hiccup is an onomatopoeia, [sudden breath (hick-) and spasm (-up) of the diaphragm]. But, as we all know, when it comes to languages, English is a relatively new one. […]

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Sinister Signs

There are 4 types of people. Health conscious people who take care of their health Health conscious people who don’t take care of their health People who have no idea about whats good for health but still try to take care of themselves People who have no idea about whats good for health and don’t […]

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