Game of Goals

Who hasn’t heard about the Game of Thrones? Swords, arrows, battles, ice zombies, dragons, pirates, assassins, giants, dwarf, Hodor, eunuchs and boobies, lots of boobies and among all that a hero who knows nothing.  No wonder, some are calling it the greatest television spectacle ever. But Cheapo disagrees. The greatest spectacle in television history was […]

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Adventures of The Dynamic Darling Dumdums 1

I believe that it was Shakespeare (Harold, not William) who said “To err is human, to bark canine” And he was absolutely correct. As some of you know, and none of you care, Cheapo has, for the past few months, shared his house with two members of divinity, to whit, Blasse Blackie Budhdhu and Bossy […]

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Ratty McRatface

Rats are one of nature’s eternal survivors, along with cockroaches, Communists, and mosquitoes. They bugged the dinos, they are bugging now, and it is said that after the coming nuclear holocaust, they will continue bugging whatever mutant species comes. If you’re ever in a tight spot looking for escape, follow the rats. If you ever […]

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World’s Most Useless

What is the world’s most useless creation? Since it’s the world we are talking about, both natural and human creations can be considered. So what’s the most useless? You may say mosquitoes; but they are lizard food and help in controlling human population You may say war; after all, what is it good for? Absolutely […]

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Kashmir Solution

Years come years go, one shit remains the same – Kashmir conflict. One the one side we have the Pakies, who lets face it, are stupid idiots. On the other hand we have different Indian political parties, none of whom want to end things because of money, Muslim vote bank and meh. The Hurriyat has […]

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Glorious Humiliation

Some races and countries are well known for their military valor – Mongols, Vikings, Israelis, Brits, Germans, Vietnamese etc Some races and countries are well known for spectacular military fuck ups – Austrians, French, Bengal, Pakistan etc You would think that any of them would get the mantle of the most humiliated of them all, […]

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Baldness = Enlightenment

Cheapo’s friend the Great Indian Chunkubaaz is steadily losing his hair….his headnow resembles the Takla Makan desert. This is a man who used to spend thousands on hair gel and took minimum 20 minutes to comb his hair. He has been depressed. Cheapo can’t figure out why.   After all, baldness is a sign from […]

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