The Divine Dong

When you talk about great dongs, you either talk about the Hindu god Shiva (randy pothead nihilist wife beater) or the porn god Ron Jeremy. Pretty much the last person you think of is the prostitute banging Jewish carpenter Jesus. Of course, you may think of an Arabian pedophile, but he was a dong of […]

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The Best Ism of them All

Now, you all know that Cheapo is an odd homonculus. He has a wide variety of interests from aardvark to zubrowka. But, he generally stays well away from the ‘isms’: communism, capitalism, socialism, fascism, feminism, legalism, materialism, optimism, racism, secularism, hedonism, organism, journalism, masochism etc. There are a few exceptions though. Cheapo is a firm […]

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St Vitus Dance

The word ‘hysteria’ comes from the Greek word ‘hystera’ meaning ‘uterus’; the ancient Egyptian Kahun Papyrus (1900 B.C.) identified the cause of hysterical disorders as being the spontaneous movement of the uterus to various locations within the female body. Naturally. Science y’all. Poor men have had to suffer through all those uterine movements and resulting […]

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Oh Arsenal

Friends, Guffers, Fancycunts, do not lend me your ears, what the fuck am I gonna do with all those ears? Instead a few doubloons in the Make Cheapo Great Again fund would be highly appreciated. No matter what, keep calm and read on for the most electrifying preview in FF history. It is well and […]

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How to Treat Heartburn Naturally

As you all know, heartburn starts off as indigestion and leaves you with pains in your stomach, burning in your chest, and a sourness in your throat, and then it graduates to acid reflux. It happens when stomach acid backs up into your esophagus. Basically, heartburn is the main symptom of GERD, sometimes called peptic […]

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She Sold Sea Shells on the Sea Shore

She sells seashells on the seashore We have all heard this tongue twister. We have all tried saying it aloud faster and faster. We have all failed at some point. But have we ever wondered who this ‘she’ is? Where is she? And Why is she selling seashells on the seashore? Who gave her permission? […]

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Fat Buddha

When you hear the word Buddha, what image comes to mind? A tall, thin, calm man either standing with one palm showing or sitting in a padmasana pose or sometimes even lying down. So, what’s up with the fat one? The one popular as Fat Buddha or Laughing Buddha? How did Buddha, an ascetic who […]

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