Bloaty McBloatface

Bloating is one of those irritating diseases like cold, where you consider suicide or genocide just to get rid of the disease. Cheapo loves a good genocide, but you may not have to go to that extreme to get rid of bloating. Abdominal bloating is a condition in which the belly feels full and tight.¬†Causes […]

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Gurmeet Ram Rahim, Enjoy Prison

Justice delayed is better than no justice. And though it has been delayed by 15 years, justice has finally caught up with Gurmeet Singh, or Gurmeet Ram Rahim Insaan, the chief of Dera Sacha Sauda. Cults have been there since the beginning of time, when you get enough members, cults become religions….. for example Buddhism, […]

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Om Shanti Anand

Having been disqualified from the human race, and being an object of disgust, scorn, and hatred, Cheapo does not have friends. He used to, but they have all run away fearing contamination from contact with Cheapo. It is widely believed that Cheapo is a good for nothing waste of time, space, oxygen and water; an […]

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Champions League

Ah, after months of waiting, the Champions League is back. Well, its only the draw, but a start is a start. Yes, Cheapo knows that there were 3 rounds of qualifications before this stage, but that sort of thing is for clubs of no significance like Qarabag, Alashkert, Samtredia, Astana, Trepca 89, Liverpool, Vikingur Gota, […]

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Man Wears Hat, Riot Ensues

On a bright sunny day in January 1797, a London haberdasher named John Hetherington came out of his house to walk to his store. People saw him. Started rioting. According to reports “several women fainted at the unusual sight, while children screamed, dogs yelped and a younger son of Cordwainer Thomas was thrown down by […]

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Game of Goals

Who hasn’t heard about the Game of Thrones? Swords, arrows, battles, ice zombies, dragons, pirates, assassins, giants, dwarf, Hodor, eunuchs and boobies, lots of boobies and among all that a hero who knows nothing.¬† No wonder, some are calling it the greatest television spectacle ever. But Cheapo disagrees. The greatest spectacle in television history was […]

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Adventures of The Dynamic Darling Dumdums 1

I believe that it was Shakespeare (Harold, not William) who said “To err is human, to bark canine” And he was absolutely correct. As some of you know, and none of you care, Cheapo has, for the past few months, shared his house with two members of divinity, to whit, Blasse Blackie Budhdhu and Bossy […]

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