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Tag: crocodiles

  • Jesus can Jonathan can’t

    The Bible tells us that Jesus could walk on water. Well, so can Fluffy McDildoface aka Gudduda the Monotesticular Pantpissing Imbecile if the walking is being done on the Dead Sea. Probably. You are welcome to try it. Just don’t do what Jonathan did. Jonathan Mthethwa was a pastor of the Saint of the Last…

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  • Republic of Nopestan

    Good people, we all love animals, right? Our hearts bleed when we see dogs or elephants or pandas or ponies in trouble. However, for whatever reasons cows, buffaloes, goats, ships and pigs are fair “game.” We love protesting against illegal poaching of elephants and rhinos for Chinese badoinkadoink medicines while munching on our steaks with…

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  • Pale Parabola of Joy

    That’s right A pale parabola of joy Are you trying to figure out where you read it? Well it was in a book by the great man himself – Wodehouse. The phrase confounded PSmith (The p is silent) and suffice to say it bamboozled my eager, young mind when I first read the book in…

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